As you may have heard, Cristiano Ronaldo turned 40 the other night.
You’d think this might be a moment for contemplative reflection. It was to an extent, with some a customary drive-by on his eternal rival Lionel Messi and the Philistines that dare consider the Argentinian the better footballer.
For your reading pleasure, here’s Ronaldo’s latest saltiness, as well as five other occasions that he’s proven once and for all that Messi lives rent-free in his head.
